Become a drug dealing hooker.....
I will sell package deals of sex and drugs......
AND PAY NO TAXES!
Then when I get enough financial backing....
I will start my own underground sex and Drug Company
That of corce is disguised as a bank......
Because so much is done under the table I will dodge most taxes
THEN....
When the economy starts to downfall AGAIN
I will talk the useless government to do a multi trillion dollar bail out
FOR FREE!!!!
And I’ll be rollin in the money the government sucked from the hard working teenagers like myself and poor families barely scraping by....
OH and the drug and sex money of corce!
So I suggest you all stay friends with me
Because I will someday be a very good person to hit up for help
Until of corce I join forces with the mafia
Then if you do....
You could be killed with a shovel
And sleepin the fishes!
The end.....
btw..... It you are wondering how this started..... I worked my ASS OFF this past year. Got my W2 today. Filed my taxes and I guess I made to much money this year... so I got jipped out of like $300......
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!
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